Silence is...

[sedative]

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said,

"Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you

like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so".

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the

Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5

years. You can speak two words."

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." "I'm sorry to hear that," the

Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest.

"You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.

"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that

the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister

Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today."

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

"It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done nothing but b***h

since you got here."

[harrytb]

nice one sedative

[prathapml]

"You've done nothing but b***h since you got here."

Hmmm...

I would too!

[MadGutts]

LOL

I dont think i would have lasted 1 year, let alone 15!!!

[sven]

well, its quite easy these days not to talk, i havent spoken all summer, but my fingers are doing very well

[Lunar Leaper]

well, its quite easy these days not to talk, i havent spoken all summer, but my fingers are doing very well

oh man! U need to get out more. You do realise it's still summer B) ? In the northern hepmosphere (?) that is...

Doggy is freezing his b***s off down under (in more than one way thats correct) during zub zero temp's

[sven]

lol, i get out, but its hard when your asleep all day

[techguy21801]

[XtremeMaC]

lol sven! just like the rest of the geeks!

nice one