sedative Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said,"Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as youlike, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so".Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before thePriest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5years. You can speak two words." Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." "I'm sorry to hear that," thePriest said, "We will get you a better bed."After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest."You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine. "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her thatthe food would be better in the future.On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called SisterMary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today." "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine."It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done nothing but b***hsince you got here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrytb Posted July 12, 2002 Share Posted July 12, 2002 nice one sedative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 "You've done nothing but b***h since you got here."Hmmm...I would too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadGutts Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 LOLI dont think i would have lasted 1 year, let alone 15!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 well, its quite easy these days not to talk, i havent spoken all summer, but my fingers are doing very well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Leaper Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 well, its quite easy these days not to talk, i havent spoken all summer, but my fingers are doing very well oh man! U need to get out more. You do realise it's still summer B) ? In the northern hepmosphere (?) that is... Doggy is freezing his b***s off down under (in more than one way thats correct) during zub zero temp's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 lol, i get out, but its hard when your asleep all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techguy21801 Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 lol sven! just like the rest of the geeks! nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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