piaqt Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear."Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?""I don't have any." "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?""Ninety-three.""Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world."The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said: "It's easy, I just outlived the bitches." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babis Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 haha.... that's actually a funny clean joke.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Lolol. And theres not too many of them about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrytb Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 haha.... that's actually a funny clean joke..that makes a change for our piaqt.she must be having a slow day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 hey harry, check my other posts for today. then p*** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrytb Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 sounds like the teddy has left the cott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 Would you translate that into American? I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrytb Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 spat the dummy out? toys out of the pram? i think "teddy out of cott" must be an English phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwar Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 hey harry, check my other posts for today. then p*** off. lol piaqt btw, nice joke, i wish i get to live that long lets see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted June 11, 2002 Author Share Posted June 11, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThA_FiLeR Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 haha, nice one pia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 nice joke, i wish i get to live that long I second that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 lol, why dont u have any (at 30)? i killed them all already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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