Age has its priveliges

[piaqt]

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.

After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any."

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three."

"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said: "It's easy, I just outlived the bitches."

[babis]

haha.... that's actually a funny clean joke..

[Flash]

Lolol.

And theres not too many of them about...

[harrytb]

haha.... that's actually a funny clean joke..

that makes a change for our piaqt.

she must be having a slow day

[piaqt]

hey harry, check my other posts for today. then p*** off.

[harrytb]

sounds like the teddy has left the cott.

[piaqt]

Would you translate that into American? I don't get it.

[harrytb]

spat the dummy out?

toys out of the pram?

i think "teddy out of cott" must be an English phrase.

[Blackwar]

hey harry, check my other posts for today. then p*** off.

lol piaqt

btw, nice joke, i wish i get to live that long

lets see

[piaqt]

[ThA_FiLeR]

haha, nice one pia

[prathapml]

nice joke, i wish i get to live that long 

I second that!

[sven]

lol, why dont u have any (at 30)? i killed them all already