China sells Bottled Air to tourists

[Flasche]

its called "con" and "mafia"

I was thinking more along the lines of the Political machine, but that works too.

Don't forget organized religion

I'm pretty shore that global warming counts as a religion too now. (or most 'science' movements)

[ZortMcGort11]

what's next... a can of dirt?

Think of all the rain water that gets wasted... what we need are more rain barrels. Our city is implementing water meters very soon. Before, you could use all the water you wanted. Not anymore!

Rain Barrels!

Edited April 4, 2014 by LostInSpace2012

[vinifera]

can of farts that smell like chineze food

[jaclaz]

what's next... a can of dirt?

Point being how much you can manage to sell it, Italians do it better :

https://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/manzoni-artists-shit-t07667/text-summary

http://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/manzoni-artists-breath-t07589/text-summary

jaclaz

[ROTS]

 

what's next... a can of dirt?

"Water World"

Think of all the rain water that gets wasted... what we need are more rain barrels. Our city is implementing water meters very soon. Before, you could use all the water you wanted. Not anymore!

Rain Barrels!

Well, we need to have a natural moister in the air. Without rain water, oxygen levels would not exist, outdoor plants, ( including marine life ) would not get the needed, material to make oxygen. Your skin would cut and scar with the slightest touch. Deserts would catch a fire, as well, including leftover forest life. Things would melt away.

Rain is collected from the waste, the rivers, the sea, and so forth. Think of rain as a natural way to clean the planet, that worked until the invention of "Acid rain" and the ability to control weather, trough simple science. It comes down, we collect it, and goes through the pipes.

The problem with drinking water is how much of a base or acid it is. Our bones absorbs the water, and that will later reflect, a persons bone structure. Like a person with "sensitive teeth" or "breakable bones" is a person who most likely was exposed to bad drinking sources or even dehydration. The body will find the water one way or another, even if it destroys itself, in the process.

However their is bottle water, that has specific taste to it. I am talking about the water that says, "I am a winner" or "I am worth it", that you only get at playboy parties, and when Mr.Burns/Spacly Sprocket/Old Man of OCP, throws a little bash. I think that is the best kind of water to have in your life, or when you drink bottled water. What is funny is how water was imported from Europe, for a time in clay jugs, when we had wooden pipes.

Clay ( like clay in a workshop ), and tin ( like metal used for buildings, pots, and dog dishes ), are materials were bacteria ( molds ), are unable to grow and fester in most cases. That is why our pipes are metals, and China, is a soughta clay. Of course their are other hazards, like rust and affects of materials have on the body. People in one nation are "mud-patties" just for the minerals, and the fact it does not contain bateria/molds.

Speaking of water in the body, their is the idea of clay bones being made, for humans, as replacements. They just need to find a way, how to stop the problem of breakage.

[ZortMcGort11]

Point being how much you can manage to sell it, Italians do it better :

Oh man, those artists cans! sheesh. LOL

[Flasche]

can of farts that smell like chineze food

All I can think of is that scene from jackass.