WolfX2

big enough heading font ?

sweet, i love it!

evaluate you site with this "site report card" i found Link

update... Now it looks like a real window in windows vista

is this any better?

Heres my contribution to the signature bars! come on people, msfn needs you 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. this one is 300*34 not 300*20 make sure if you use this one you Calculate to make sure you have a no bigger signature image than 300*100 10. Check back often, i add new ones all the time

@Dels - thank you very much , i'll be sure to read them edit... i used the first tut here http://www.msfn.org/board/index.php?s=&sho...dpost&p=497033e

sorry to put out your guy's fire but.... sorry but a rule is a ruleas long as you dont use it for a signature at msfn, your fine

I finally after all this time did some work on it tell me what you think

after a very long time i actully took your guy's advice

i cant believe i spelt that wrong anyway i took your advice, hows it look (i made 4 variations) In this colum, the backgorunds are slightly faded lemme know what you think PS: Dels, I consider you to be a great person and a friend, you have always been there to give me a little nudge in the right direction with my graphics, Thank you --- Jonathan Tychy

yes i have a firewall running but it is set to let WLMe through, besides i shut down the firewall and tryed to sign in, same thing. what do you mean by "letting WLMe out of its jurisdiction"?

very interesting, really makes you think

Microsoft's New TV Dinner You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor rights to all Microsoft TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft's rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at your dinner and are encouraged to tell them how good it is. If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set the oven using these keystrokes: <<\mstv.dinn.//08.5min@50%heat// Then enter: ms//start.cook_dindin/yummy\| /yum~yum:-)gohot#cookme. If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven will set itself and cook the dinner. If you have a Unix oven, insert the dinner, enter the ingredients of the dinner (found on the package label), the weight of the dinner, and the desired level of cooking and press start. The oven will calculate the time and heat and cook the dinner exactly to your specification. Be forewarned that Microsoft dinners may crash, in which case your oven must be restarted. This is a simple procedure. Remove the dinner from the oven and enter: <<ms.good/tryagain\again/again.please. This process may have to be repeated. Try unplugging the microwave and then doing a cold reboot. If this doesn't work, contact your hardware vendor. Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big, larger than the dinner itself, having many useless compartments, most of which are empty. These are for future menu items. If the tray is too large to fit in your oven you will need to upgrade your equipment. Dinners are only available from registered outlets, and only the chicken variety is currently produced. If you want another variety, call MicrosoftHelp and they will explain that you really don't want another variety. Microsoft Chicken is all you really need. Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller versions of their chicken dinners. Future releases will only be in the larger family size. Excess chicken may be stored for future use, but must be saved only in Microsoft approved packaging. Microsoft promises a dessert with every dinner after Vista. However, that version has yet to be released. Users have permission to get thrilled in advance. Microsoft dinners may be incompatible with other dinners in the freezer, causing your freezer to self-defrost. This is a feature, not a bug. Your freezer probably should have been defrosted anyway. . ------ everyone have a nice weekend (even though is olny thursday)

haha, i'd hate to see what his parents are like

you kno the drill, tell me what you think!

I'm using Win XP home I've tried reinstallation can sign into WINDOWS messenger fine When i try to log into Windows live messenger, it takes forever, then it finally says, so i click troubleshoot and i get this... and i sent the report, i even contacted WLMe support, but they just lead me around in circles any help would be appreshated

this should be pinned

i thought i allready casted my vote, well mr brownstone, you got mine!

very nice, everyone :P i think they need to make a "nose typeing tutour" i kno i'd buy it

@Dels- thanks for filling that question in for me I was away visiting my grandparents for a couple days and have lots of email to go through @grafx1 - if you want to learn more about adobe photoshop elements go to there website, http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshopelwin/main.html

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... for those who don't, you are too young anyway. If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on first?" might have turned out something like this: ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office; can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W". COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One. COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need! ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch reels 2, 3 and 4. Can I watch them? ABBOTT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great! With what? ABBOTT: Real One. COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOTT: You click the blue "1". COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOTT: The blue "1". COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue W? ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"! ABBOTT: No, just one But it's the most popular Word in the world. COSTELLO: It is? ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there. COSTELLO: And that word is real one? ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office. COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later)............................... ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on "START".......

try typeing the following with your nose, see how you do... (remember: dont correct it) WolfX2 got me to type with my nose :P lets see how i do... Wolfx2got me to typ3 wth my n ose ;p *sniffle* dusty keyboard

why i'll buy windows vista

well that saved me about a thousand bucks right there