Thank you, the workaround works, although it is not intuitive, hence I forgot about it and went a bit more angry than necessary, I apologize.
Still, people might not trust your website that is not https, no matter how meaningless the https thingy actually is. Hence I was asking if it could be made to use https...with autistic amounts of cringe, I'm sorry.
EDIT: Site now works normally and no workarounds are needed.