hbinded Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 A couple were going out for the evening.They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc.The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house.They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver:"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab."Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid b***h was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her a** downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!She better not crap in the vegetable garden again either!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Haha... I could just imagine the look on the cabby's face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Soul Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 lol good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitroshift Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 LMAO, that's a good idea for MY mother-in-law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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