poor_kenny Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 A father is passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on a pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.Dad:It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacey, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing, and tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.But it's not only the passion Dad, she's pregnant. Stacey says that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many children. Stacey has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We will be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune for all the cocaine & ecstasy we want. In the meantime, I'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacey can get better. She sure deserves it!!!Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.Love,Your Son,Nick.P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.I love you!!Call when it is safe for me to come home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoNoise Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 LMFAO!!!!I could have used that at one point!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Bookmarked for later use! This can DEFINITELY come in handy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Railman5 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 RALMFAOThats sooooooooooooooooo funny!Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Soul Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 lmfgdao now thats a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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