Lazy8 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 A telephone man joined the Army. As part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range. He fired 99 shots at the target, and missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor tried to find out why. "What's the matter with you?" asked the DI. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?" "I was a telephone man," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..." The telephone man looked in the chamber of his weapon. Then he checked the chamber again...and a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew his fingertip off! "Well," the phone man said, writhing in pain, "the bullets leave my end just fine. The trouble must be at the other end!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathwarder Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 thats great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoNoise Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 All I have to say to that is.. OUCH!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Railman5 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicarius100 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 lol ! That was great, working at a telephone company this joke rocked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Popular Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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