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A panda was eating at a fine restaurant. When he had paid his bill, he got up and shot everyone there and left. One fortunate man was in the bathroom at the time and when he came out, he foudn everyone dead. He raced out of the restaurant and cought up with the panda.

"Hey! Why'd you shoot everyone?" He demanded. The panda looked at him with eyes so round and responded,

"Look up 'Panda' in the encyclopedia and check the 'Food' section. You will find the answer there"

The man ran home and looked up "Panda" and it said, "The panda eats shoots and leaves."

I found that very amusing ^_^ Hehehehehe I couldn't stop laughing :):rolleyes:

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