hbinded Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment and askshis father for help."Dad, can you tell me the difference between Potential andReality?"His father looks up, thoughtfully, and says; "I'll demonstrate itfor you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with RobertRedford for a million dollars. Then go ask you sister if shewould sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come backand tell me what you have learned.The kid is puzzled but decides to see if he can figure out whathis father means.He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone would give you a milliondollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"His mother looks around shyly, and then with a little smile onher face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someonegave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"The kid goes back to his father who asks, "Well, what did youlearn?"The kid says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. POTENTIALLY,we're sitting on two million bucks, but in REALITY, we're livingwith a couple of whores."Thats my boy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy8 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom, I've got a problem." She asks, "What's on your mind, dear?" He tells her that the boys at school are using two words he doesn't understand. When she asks him what they are, he says "Well...p***y and b***h." She says, "Er...that's no big deal, p***y is a cat--like little Mittens--and b***h is a female dog--like Roxie."Now more puzzled than ever, he mumbles a quick thank you and shuffles off to dad in the basement workshop. He says, "Dad, the boys at school are using words I don't know and I asked mom and she told me something really confusing." Dad says, "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?" The kid tells him. Dad tells him 'OK', pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker, circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "Son, everything inside this circle is p***y.""OK, dad, so what's a b***h?""Everything outside that circle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Railman5 Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 LMAO......those 2 are butes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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