A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment and asks

his father for help.

"Dad, can you tell me the difference between Potential and

Reality?"

His father looks up, thoughtfully, and says; "I'll demonstrate it

for you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert

Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask you sister if she

would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back

and tell me what you have learned.

The kid is puzzled but decides to see if he can figure out what

his father means.

He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone would give you a million

dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

His mother looks around shyly, and then with a little smile on

her face says, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone

gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad

Pitt?"

His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father who asks, "Well, what did you

learn?"

The kid says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. POTENTIALLY,

we're sitting on two million bucks, but in REALITY, we're living

with a couple of whores."

Thats my boy!!

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom, I've got a problem." She asks, "What's on your mind, dear?" He tells her that the boys at school are using two words he doesn't understand. When she asks him what they are, he says "Well...p***y and b***h." She says, "Er...that's no big deal, p***y is a cat--like little Mittens--and b***h is a female dog--like Roxie."

Now more puzzled than ever, he mumbles a quick thank you and shuffles off to dad in the basement workshop. He says, "Dad, the boys at school are using words I don't know and I asked mom and she told me something really confusing."

Dad says, "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she can't handle them. What are the words?" The kid tells him. Dad tells him 'OK', pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker, circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "Son, everything inside this circle is p***y."

"OK, dad, so what's a b***h?"

"Everything outside that circle."

LMAO......

those 2 are butes.