Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

[WolfX2]

"Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers"

This one is for all of you who:

a) have kids

B} had kids

c) was a kid

d) know a kid!

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old

daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point, she said....

"Daddy look at this," and she stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck

her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,

"Daddy"s gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat

them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed

staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

Edited March 14, 2006 by wolf74481

[Jeremy]

It's actually good for your immune system.

[WolfX2]

You get a joke and health tips....ONLY HERE ON MSFN

[Lazy8]

I'm not sure which is more tasteless...the humor, or the advice.

[EchoNoise]

Apparently a Eye-Drop of your own urine placed on the tip of your tongue each day increases the longevity of your life

[Lazy8]

Pros: Immunity booster (increased life)

Cons: Pee-Pee breath (decreased love life)

I guess it all evens out.

[Jeremy]

Pros: Immunity booster (increased life)

Cons: Pee-Pee breath (decreased love life)

I guess it all evens out.

It's a drop, not a mouthful, and you could just brush your teeth or use moothwash.