hbinded Posted February 28, 2006 Share Posted February 28, 2006 Mike is found with apparatus to brew "Murats" (an illegal traditionalbeer) in his homestead after a tip-off by neighbours and appears the following day in court answering to the charges.Excerpts: Judge: Mike, do you swear to tell this court the truth to the best of your knowledge? Mike : Yes my Lord! Judge: You are being charged on possession of apparatus to brew an illicit brand of alcohol/"Murats", do you agree? Mike: Yes my Lord, I agree with you! Judge: Thank you for not wasting our time Mike, and as such the court is going to charge you on that instantly. Mike: (surprised) But sir, it was the apparatus alone and there was no "Murats" in it, how then can you charge me? Judge: No ways!, possession of the apparatus alone is a crime hence you are going to be charged! Mike: Well my Lord, before you pass the sentence, can you also charge me on rape? Judge: (perplexed) Did you also rape someone? Mike : No my Lord, but I have the equipment right here, isn't it that you said possession alone is a crime!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy8 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Variant of the same joke goes something like this:A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, 'Is this guy blind, or what?'"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her."But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?""But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""If you do that I'll have to accuse you of rape," snaps the irate woman."I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff."Yes, that's true....but you have all the equipment..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoNoise Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 lazy8.... are you trying to out-do jokes*shakes head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
At0mic Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 I prefer the first joke best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy8 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 You saw right through me, uds. It's my three-part plan to attain instant celebrity status:1. Tack an extra joke to another's funny post.2. Then, a miracle happens!3. Enjoy worldwide fame. Bask in the adoration of millions of fans.I just have one or two bugs to work out of Step 2--sounds almost too simple to believe, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthewk Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 I like the lady ver better. Thanks both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Railman5 Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 (edited) Well if we're gonna start a vote over who's is the best version................ my votes on Lazy8 - but just by a whisker! Edited March 7, 2006 by Railman5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbinded Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 mines on minehey! I got my first star! yippppeeeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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