ootsoo Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house ofthe street.A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiasticsalesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bagand poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet."Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerfulvacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this ...!", exclaimed the eager salesman."Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?""We just moved in, there's no electricity in the house!" ooTsoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 He got pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiMoNsAyS Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 hahahaha! never heard it before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synapse Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 haha nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy8 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Good one! Think I'll celebrate with a shot of Tabasco... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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