prathapml Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. But he didn’t recognize her at all. She read his expression, assumed she’d made a mistake, and said; “I'm sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and she left the store. The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? She can't keep track of who fathers her children!" Then he got a little panicky. He didn’t remember her, but, MAYBE he’d met her during one of the wild parties he used to go to. He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party and had sex with on the pool table in front of everyone?" "No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's second grade teacher!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suryad Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_ Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 (edited) Thats Funny Edited October 31, 2005 by Matt_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoNoise Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiMoNsAyS Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VISTABOBY Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 LOL！！FUNNY VERY FNNY。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron_ Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 LMAOprathapml that was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthewk Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 that's funny; thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter phillips Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 L L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andregcasal Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 LOLIX KUSTA NIX! Great joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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