how to propose to a girl

[prathapml]

/*C Program to Propose a girl*/

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute_beautiful_lady

main()
{

goto college;



college:
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}

if(reply == "BAD_WORDS")
goto START; /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popcorn++;

}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}

free(lover);
return(home);

if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;

pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts())
shut->yourmouth;

call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}

[XtremeMaC]

lol

[ringfinger]

Hahaha... nice.

[Aaron_]

Nice one!

[Zxian]

Wow... you really know you're a nerd when...

[ringfinger]

LOL... right... here ya go hunny... read this, tell me what you think. Hah!

[pre]

Very old, but nice!

[EchoNoise]

Uh oh... There is a memory leak there

[totoymola]

Can you convert this to au3?

Edited October 8, 2005 by totoymola

[Lost Soul]

lol god that must of took ages to create lol good one, i think youve been reading too many programming books lol