September 23, 200520 yr /*C Program to Propose a girl*/#include<STD ISD PCO.h>#include<love.h>#define Cute_beautiful_ladymain(){goto college;college:scanf("100%",&ladies);if(lady ==Cute )line++;while( !reply ){printf("I Love U");scanf("100%",&reply);}if(reply == "BAD_WORDS")goto START; /* go back and repeat the process */else if(reply == "SANDAL ")exit(1);else if(reply == "I Love U"){lover =Cute;love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));}goto restaurant;restaurant:{food++;smile++;pay->money = lover->money;return(college);}if(time==2.30)goto cinema;cinema:{watch++;if(intermission){coke++;Popcorn++;}}if(time ==6.00)goto park;park:{for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)kiss = kiss+1;}free(lover);return(home);if(time ==9.30)goto pub;pub:{friends++;party++;booze++;smoke++;if(pub.close()){pay->bill;come->out;}}if (highly->intoxicated)goto friendsroom;else{sweetpan++;polo++;goto home;}friendsroom:{goto sleep;}home:{if(mom.shouts()){reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);say->reason;}if(dad.shouts())shut->yourmouth;call->lover;if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice)){hang++;}else if(phone->voice==lover->voice){for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001){say->ILuvU;scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */}}goto sleep;}sleep:{*(dream)=love;}}
October 10, 200520 yr lol god that must of took ages to create lol good one, i think youve been reading too many programming books lol
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