Crispy Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 Saw this extremely odd thing over at India Times ... Jesus used cannabis for healing: Study ... D'OH I say!! Read it here
MSNwar Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 Closer to God I say. w00t Studied that in bible school as a teenager many moons ago. Speculation and conjecture really.
FthrJACK Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 reminds me of the wierd al song by the same title
Aaron Posted January 17, 2003 Posted January 17, 2003 Look at the world today, getting out of control.Thats what happens when God gets heavily addicted on pot.
Crispy Posted January 17, 2003 Author Posted January 17, 2003 reminds me of the wierd al song by the same title That was it
XPerties Posted January 17, 2003 Posted January 17, 2003 Don't believe everything you read.I dont...especially the bible
prathapml Posted August 1, 2004 Posted August 1, 2004 Look at the world today, getting out of control.Thats what happens when God gets heavily addicted on pot. ha ha
neosapience Posted August 1, 2004 Posted August 1, 2004 Jesus turned water into wine, why not cloth into hemp?
GeneralMandible Posted August 2, 2004 Posted August 2, 2004 I think he at least tried it...have you seen the platypus?
GeneralMandible Posted August 2, 2004 Posted August 2, 2004 Some of that conjecture and speculationWhy god sent his son to us…God: Let there be horses. Let there be cattle. Let there be deer.God looks over at JesusGod: Jesus, my son, what are you smoking?Jesus: It’s cannabis, dude. It’s awesome.God: I’m DAD, not dude. Let me see that. Hmm…odd smell…After a 45 minute break, back to workGod: Let there be platypi. Let there be giraffes Let there be narwhals. Let there be unicorns.God ate the unicorns for a midnight snack.The next morning, god sees what he’s doneGod: Jesus H Christ, get in here.Jesus: What the … err .. I mean, what’s wrong?God: If I catch you smoking that $#!@ again, I’m sending you down there with them.
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