Saw this extremely odd thing over at India Times ... Jesus used cannabis for healing: Study ... D'OH I say!!

Read it here

Closer to God I say. w00t

Studied that in bible school as a teenager many moons ago. Speculation and conjecture really.

reminds me of the wierd al song by the same title

Don't believe everything you read.

lol.. amagine god getting stoned

Look at the world today, getting out of control.

Thats what happens when God gets heavily addicted on pot.

reminds me of the wierd al song by the same title

That was it

Don't believe everything you read.

I dont...especially the bible

like the old saying "Dope is for dopes"!!!

Look at the world today, getting out of control.

Thats what happens when God gets heavily addicted on pot.   

ha ha

Jesus turned water into wine, why not cloth into hemp?

I think he at least tried it...have you seen the platypus?

Some of that conjecture and speculation

Why god sent his son to us…

God: Let there be horses.

Let there be cattle.

Let there be deer.

God looks over at Jesus

God: Jesus, my son, what are you smoking?

Jesus: It’s cannabis, dude. It’s awesome.

God: I’m DAD, not dude. Let me see that. Hmm…odd smell…

After a 45 minute break, back to work

God: Let there be platypi.

Let there be giraffes

Let there be narwhals.

Let there be unicorns.

God ate the unicorns for a midnight snack.

The next morning, god sees what he’s done

God: Jesus H Christ, get in here.

Jesus: What the … err .. I mean, what’s wrong?

God: If I catch you smoking that $#!@ again, I’m sending you down there with them.

Commnunion sure would be interesting...

why did u have to bring up an old topic