prathapml Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Mr..Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:"I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."The next day, Mrs..Verma receives a telephone call from British Gas because theelectricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs..Verma ? ""Yes...... speaking"British Gas guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!""How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman."Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the British Gas guy ."What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"" Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue "" GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much..........""Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"I know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight.....he will speak to your company tomorrow "That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to British Gas office the next day morning."What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts."Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at British Gas, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.""PAY you? and if I refuse?""Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.""And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks."I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sednainc Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 is a mistaken and the husband thought it was....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoNoise Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 ahahaha...i heard it before...good one:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diesel_98a Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 they need it chopped off for being that stupid........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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