piaqt Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. As they were cuddling later, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So, he asked her, "What's the matter, baby?"Pinocchio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, "You're probably the best guy I've ever met, but every time we make love you give me splinters."This remark bothered Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he went to seek some advice form his creator, Gepetto. When Pinocchio arrived, Gepetto could tell something was bothering Pinocchio, and asked him what was the matter. Pinocchio revealed his dilemma to Gepetto.Gepetto searched up and down for a solution. Eventually, he suggested that sandpaper might be able to "smooth" out Pinocchio's relationship with his girlfriend. Pinocchio graciously thanked Gepetto and went on his way.Gepetto had not heard from Pinocchio for a while and therefore assumed that the sandpaper had solved all of Pinocchio's problems. A couple weeks later, Gepetto was in town to have some blades sharpened at the hardware store when he ran into Pinocchio. When he saw Pinocchio buying all the packs of sandpaper the store had in stock, Gepetto remarked, "So, Pinocchio, things must be going pretty **** good with the girls, eh?" and Pinocchio replied:"Girls, who needs girls?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HashDump Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 (ROFL)I'll have to store this one in my memory bank, now if I can just remember where I left it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstryker Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 ****...I didnt see that one coming. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipp51 Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 If Pinocchio does that too long he will be a girl.Good one Pia.LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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