piaqt Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were laying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.She said," That was incredible!"He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?""No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewdatrip Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 hehe pia..funney stuffOn a more serious note, do u know how nasty the canals in Venice are...s*** ud probly die just from swiming in them....ekkk =Drew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted October 22, 2002 Author Share Posted October 22, 2002 No, but I live about ¼ mile from the Hudson river. Same difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 The canals in Venice are pretty dirty. I've been there and it smells... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LS_Dragons Posted October 23, 2002 Share Posted October 23, 2002 All the more reason to be impressed with the lady's swimming ability - no wonder she wasn't out of breat - she was used to holding her breath back and forth across the canalsLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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