misskellibad1 Posted September 25, 2002 Posted September 25, 2002 A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I p***ed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
misskellibad1 Posted October 5, 2002 Author Posted October 5, 2002 See? I'm here to humour...... and help-periodically.
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