MadGutts Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 Another lunch break trawling the internet and I have come across this joke on one of my stage lighting suppliers... . . . if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keeping their same slogan ...Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.Tesco Condoms - every little helps.Nike Condoms - Just do it.Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.Abbey condoms - because life is complicated enough.Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.Duracell condoms - keep going and going.Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. (you won't get a pc user using these!!)Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.Burger king condoms - Home of the whopperGoodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wideFCUK condoms - no comment required.Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the painHalford condoms - we go the extra mile.On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very longRenault condoms - size really does matter!Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tinRonseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutesDomestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!(sorry!)Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reachCarlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency servicePepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animalPolo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
Doggie Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 heheMicrosoft Windows Condoms - Activate before use!
gamehead200 Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 Nice one, Doggie! I think I got this in my e-mail over a year ago...
prathapml Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 heheMicrosoft Windows Condoms - Activate before use!You do know to make people laugh till their stomach starts to hurt, don't you?ROFL
gamehead200 Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 heheMicrosoft Windows Condoms - Activate before use!You do know to make people laugh till their stomach starts to hurt, don't you?ROFL Didn't you just have supper?
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