Go Canada!

[Doggie]

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter

and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to

him.

The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts

a conversation.

American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"

Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America,

we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,

recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to

Canada." The American has a smirk on his face.

The Canadian listens in silence.

The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

Canadian: "Of Course."

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then

we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,

recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to

Canada."

The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big

smirk.

Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've

used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of course."

Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container,

recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them

to America.

[gamehead200]

ROFL! That's the best I've heard so far!

[Leeta]

lmao.......I'm sending this to all my Canadian friends, they will love it.

[sven]

LOL, this is worth the yelling for sending to people

[MadGutts]

Imoa!

My sides hurt!

That is a good 1 !

[Ideas Man]

I've heard that before, though it was the Americans and the French the version I heard, still very funny.