custom avatars and signatures

[larryb123456]

I think (?) this post be belongin' in this thread,

'cause I put Pee Wee Herman in Mr. Spaceman's signature.

(Mr. Spaceman = LostInSpace2012's nom de plume thingy said with reverence.)

 

I never put any funny business in my posts in this thread,

but iffin you wants to see somethin' funny (if you haven't seen it before -- or even if you have)

check out Pee Wee Herman in the second video in my post at

nom de plume

http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/5150-what-are-you-listening-to/?p=1077941

[larryb123456]

I'm pretty sure my post at http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/5150-what-are-you-listening-to/?p=1078542 also belongs in this thread,

because in that very, very serious post,

I made an image showing Pee Wee Herman getting ready to kiss Mona Lisa.

 

I had to, as proof for the disbelievers!!!

 

I made the image as irrefutable documentation that Pee Wee

did kiss the very voluptuous Mona Lisa,

who didn't have the time to put on her lipstick.

IMO, she's very, very sexy without it.

 

Submitted in the sincere hope

that

this post will advance human knowledge.

 

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Edited May 22, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

@LostInSpace2012:

 

I just saw your new avatar at

http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/152748-custom-avatars-and-signatures/?p=1077551

 

I've been waiting my entire life to see Vincent van Gogh get mooned!!!

 

Now, I can die a happy man.

 

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of course, as all my fellow geeks know,

the above question mark, ?,

has created a quantum-mechanical, probabilistic wave function

associated with the DEAD uncertainty,

and this wave function can only be collapsed

into a particle,

known as Larry,

by another member observing

my next post.

[larryb123456]

Hey, dudes and dudettes,

 

I ain't dead!!!

 

I'm brilliant stupid -- and confused but happy (as the text above my avatar states)

 

but I ain't dead!!!

 

I hope no one is disappointed (?)

 

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Edited June 13, 2014 by larryb123456

[bphlpt]

Welcome back, Larry!

 

Cheers and Regards my friend

[larryb123456]

Thanks so much, bphlpt, for your last post.

Such consideration means a lot to me.

I've been without my desktop computer since May 22,

when it suffered a fatal crash.

My son has had it since then, *supposedly* fixing it.

I have no idea of its status, and I don't know when I'll get it back.

For things that concern me, he puts them at 10⁴⁹⁷th place on his priorities list.

For things that concern me, he moves at a speed of 1 micron per eon,

where my preferred speed is c⁴⁹⁷,

where c is the speed of light in a vacuum (like the one that exists inside my skull, in-between my ears).

Right now, I'm using a friend's laptop that I borrowed.

 

Cheers and Regards my fiend

Edited June 14, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

This is a serious post.

My next post will be a Sirius post.


 

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[larryb123456]

My last post was a serious post.
This is a Sirius post.



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Edited June 14, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

This is a post about nothing in particular.

 

nothing

in

particular

 

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Edited June 15, 2014 by larryb123456

[jaclaz]

This is a post about nothing in particular.

That makes 50 bucks , payable as you check out.

 

 

jaclaz

[larryb123456]

HaHa, jaclaz.

 

The gentleman in your spoiler got a great deal on his purchase of NOTHING for $50.

 

The last NOTHING I bought cost me $437.23, including tax,

and it was on sale!

 

And you mentioned 50 bucks.

 

If you could include 50 does (i.e., the females) I could become a deer breeder, full time, and stop making all these exceedingly brilliant stupid posts on MSFN.

 

'cause I feel that deer for a dear (me, of course) is quite appropriate.

 

By the way,

nothing like the sound of that THWACK when your arrow hits a deer.

Nature's sweet, sweet music, IMO.

And the blood spattering on the ground makes

a beautiful abstract expressionist painting

like the kind

Jackson Pollock made,

may he rest in peace!!!

 

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Edited June 15, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

I hope everyone knows that I was totally kidding with my last post.

In that post, my stream of lack of consciousness writing style

entered into the turbulent rapids

and finally flowed over a 500-foot waterfall into a sick joke.

 

I am a total pacifist, in all regards.

Man's inhumanity to his fellow man (and the Earth) is deplorable

and his inhumanity to animals is in the same category.

 

If you want to see some absolutely heartbreaking images,

Google Image "deer shot with arrows".

There you'll see many pictures of deer completely penetrated by arrows

in every possible direction through their snouts, chins, necks, etc.,

still alive and walking around -- with puzzled looks on their faces -- left that way

by their hunters to fend for themselves until they die, many weeks or months later.

 

And you'll also see many "traditional" pictures of hunters,

with sh*t-eating grins on their faces,

acting so proud that they killed poor, defenseless Bambi.

 

This is how I think the hunting scenario should be structured:

Have all the hunters in the forest

hunt each other

and when one hunter kills another hunter,

he then gets *all* the worldly possessions of the hunter he killed.

 

And I know that all the deer would thoroughly enjoy

watching "the thrill" of this chase.

Edited June 17, 2014 by larryb123456

[jaclaz]

Good.

The only remaining issue with deers is AFAIK about the actual location of deer crossings:

 

 

jaclaz

[larryb123456]

HaHa, jaclaz.

 

I think that's the ideal solution, but it would only work for the more literate deer.

 

But we'd still have a problem with the Catholic deer.

They are alway crossing themselves anywhere they darn well please.

 

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Edited June 17, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

See, jaclaz, your solution does, indeed, work.

 

Here, they moved the deer crossing sign to a road with very little traffic,

 

and this very literate deer is about to pretend that

 

he's the chicken who crossed the road

 

to get to the other side.