custom avatars and signatures

[Flasche]

On many forums there are a lot of GEEKS.

But certainly not on MSFN.

Not many geeks on a computer forum .I find hard to believe .

Edited April 15, 2014 by Flasche

[larryb123456]

What you say, Flasche ???

Computer forum ???

I thought this was an ART forum !!!

Note to any GEEKS on this ART computer forum:

jump on top of your ART books computer, release your inhibitions, and do a freaky, funky, twerk dance, while throwing darts at a picture of Bill Gates, and while doing an impression of the extremely-intelligent individual shown below ... all in the name of ART computer science.

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11401110101011111100001511100111100011001100991101000

11110010111770010110011011001100011001100111011000111

01100130110011000110611001110101011441100001111100111

11001110151011111100001111100111100011001100811010000

11110010111610010110011011001100071001100111011000113

01100110110011450110011001110101011111100001111200111

11001180101011111100001111100111100011001100111610000

11110010111110010210011011001100011001100121011000111

[Flasche]

What you say, Flasche ???

Computer forum ???

I thought this was an ART forum !!!

Note to any GEEKS on this ART computer forum:

jump on top of your ART books computer, release your inhibitions, and do a freaky, funky, twerk dance, while throwing darts at a picture of Bill Gates, and while doing an impression of the extremely-intelligent individual shown below ... all in the name of ART computer science.

01100110110011000110011001113101011111100001111100111

11401110101011111100001511100111100011001100991101000

11110010111770010110011011001100011001100111011000111

01100130110011000110611001110101011441100001111100111

11001110151011111100001111100111100011001100811010000

11110010111610010110011011001100071001100111011000113

01100110110011450110011001110101011111100001111200111

11001180101011111100001111100111100011001100111610000

11110010111110010210011011001100011001100121011000111

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[tain]

I keep coming back to unsubscribe from this thread. But then I read larryb123456's posts and resubscribe. What is wrong with me?

[larryb123456]

I keep coming back to unsubscribe from this thread. But then I read larryb123456's posts and resubscribe. What is wrong with me?

You are correct, tain!

"What" is *definitely* wrong with you.

"What" is a mysterious, mystical malady affecting millions of people, so do not be worried.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/what defines "What" as:

An expression of surprise or disbelief.

and they give an example of how "What" can be used in a sentence:

What! That's amazing.

If I may take the liberty to give other possible uses, more appropriate to my comments on this thread:

What! That's the most ignorant thing I've ever read.

What! That's an expression of stupidity to the n ^th degree.

What! That's got to be something that Pee Wee Herman wrote.

What! That's got to be a What!-What!-What!-What!-What! commentary about intellectual nothingness.

What! That's making me wish I had an ice cream cone.

What! That's a comment intertwined with the nebulousness of string theory.

What! That's got to be the biggest time waster in which I've ever engaged.

Edited April 15, 2014 by larryb123456

[jaclaz]

....it can be used with wait.

WAIT...

What?

An image is worth a thousand words:

jaclaz

[larryb123456]

Yes, indeed, jaclaz!

Regarding your spoiler image:

When I have breakfast at IHOP^TM, the International House of Pancakes, I always order eleven electronic brain crystal elderly pancakes, covered with fruitcake syrup, and a bottle of tequila to make the brains taste a little more yummy.

Regarding "What":

until you collapse in awe, joy, wonderment, and mental constipation.

[larryb123456]

Since tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and since it is officially Summer, I just finished making this userbar in the "Love" category.

It will make a very nice e-mail attachment to send to your sweetie.

If you don't have a sweetie, e-mail it to yourself, and when you receive it, act very surprised and say, "What a wonderful person I am, for sending this great Valentine to myself."

In bumble humble service to all mankind with my userbars,

Larry

[larryb123456]

Please fall down today don't fall down today,

cause

it

be

Valentine's Day

today

and

*also*

tomorrow

as

well

[larryb123456]

L A R R Y

L O S E R

T A N G O

B O N G O

G O N Z O

L L T B G

A O A O O

R S N N N

R E G G Z

Y R O O O

a font painting

titled

"Infinite Wisdom"

Edited April 23, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

Greetings, Earthlings Venusians:

It seems that there are a whole lot of holidaze occurring real close together now.

Yesterday, it was Valentine's Day, and the day before yesterday was also Valentine's Day.

And today is Earth Day, where everyone gets drunk and falls down:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Day

And in three daze, on July fourth, there will be the *real big* holiday celebration, Hedgehog Day,

where everyone shoots off fireworks in an attempt to keep the little critters from stealing the Twinkies^TM from the children's school lunchboxes.

I do not want to be an alarmist

or

the bearer of bad tidings

but.................................

L A R R Y

Edited April 22, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

@jaclaz:

I haven't fully responded to your post at http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/152748-custom-avatars-and-signatures/?p=1075007 because my train of thought got distracted, ran off the trax, rolled over, and played dead for four daze.

Here are some pictorial responses to your post:

Oops!!!

I just noticed that your post was about "Wait", not "Weight".

I sure hope we are still friends after such an egregious error.

Please remove all memories of this post from your brain, and go back to sleep in Italy.

That is, if you are in bed.

But please don't go to sleep if you are driving your car, because you might hit and seriously injure a slow-moving aardvark in the road.

Larry

That's my name, not the name of the aardvark

His name is "Benny", as you can clearly see if you closely examine the tattoo he has on his forehead.

It's kinda like the tattoo Charles Manson has on his forehead.

Edited April 23, 2014 by larryb123456

[jaclaz]

Still you, Benny (like any aardvark), and all tatoos' are behind the green glass door.

The kind of aardvarks we have in Italy are anyway pretty fastish , as a matter of fact so d@mn fast that noone ever saw one of them , they are no problem .

Where I live that kind of risk is more related to wild boars and porcupines.

Just in case:

jaclaz

[larryb123456]

You're correct, jaclaz, about the speed of Italian aardvarks.

I just forgot that Fermat's Last Theorem states that (Italian aardvark speed) = (c + 1 micron/sec), that is, {186,000 miles/sec + [0.000001 (one-millionth) of a meter]/sec}.

These Italian aardvarks are the only entities known to move faster than the speed of light.

Other than Egyptian elephant "pooty-poots", which travel *only* at the speed of (c + 0.31415926535... microns/sec).

In the CERN scientific literature, this speed is often abbreviated as {c + (0.1pi microns/sec)}.

Please forgive me if I'm boring you with scientific information which you already know.

You say,

"Where I live that kind of risk is more related to wild boars and porcupines."

i definitely nose that you be making a pun about me being a bore with your "wild boar" reference.

Shame on you!!!

You rapscallion, you!!!

In the past, when I'm insulted like that, I've tried shootin' off my porcupine quills in the direction of the insulter.

But, since i be from Australia, West Virginia, USA,

them quills turn around and painfully come back to injure me like a boomerang.

So, now, i lets insults just "roll" off my ego/persona, like "water off a duck's back".

Larry

That's my name.

Not the name of the duck.

Her name be "Skippy",

as you can clearly see, if you closely examine the *tramp stamp* tattoo on her lower back.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lower-back_tattoo

[jaclaz]

No pun intended with boars (they are a real issue, particularly at night, as well as deers <- again just the plain animal, no pun intended).

But you will have to bear with me :

(only to prove that I can make a pun)

jaclaz