XPerties Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 Here is the side of the phone conversation you would have heard if you were sitting next to me during this phone call to a customer.Tech Support: "Ok, if you want to access the program you just installed you need to first go to the start menu...the start menu.... Ok, you get to that by moving your pointer, with the mouse, to the start button...the start button.... You are using Windows 98, correct? Ok, the start button?...in the lower left hand corner of the screen?...the START button...the button that says 'start'... lower left hand corner...start...yes, it looks like a button...says 'start', that's right...start.... Now move your pointer to that button.... No leave the mouse on the table and just slide it.... See how the pointer moves on the screen...? Yes, very neat. Move it over to the start button.... Yes, the button we were just discussing.... Press the button.... What...? Oh...ok, now what I want you to do is push the power button again to turn the computer back on...." -xperties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Booger Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 Power button again? What is that again? It should be where? Ok I am pressing it. Nothing happened . Yes its the button on the front. YEs I am pressing it one time only. What's that. Yes its on the front of the tower. Yes I am sure its a button. Yes it says power. What's that? No I did not plug it in you said to hit the power button.Big Booger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zErO Posted January 31, 2002 Share Posted January 31, 2002 Owning a computer should be like getting a drivers license, not every fool should have one.!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 I nominate that bozo for a Darwin Award.[/color:a5e7042617] :WTF?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewdatrip Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 And that is why i could never be a phone tech helper, i would f***in get so p***ed at people, i would just call them f***ing retards and hang up! I dont think i would last too long with that job! -drew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 The thing about retards: They're too stupid to [i:c23d993951]know[/i:c23d993951] they're retards, and waste [i:c23d993951]everyone's[/i:c23d993951] time.[/color:c23d993951] :wail: :wail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Read 'em and weep.[/color:b5f4bd1625] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babis Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Hey piaqt, IDIOTS & RETAILING was too funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 [b:5f6c938ab7]How to Describe an id***[/b:5f6c938ab7][list:5f6c938ab7][*:5f6c938ab7]Fell out of the "Stupid" tree and hit every branch on the way down.[*:5f6c938ab7]Arguing with the half-witted, (s)he's outmatched. [*:5f6c938ab7]Somewhere, there's a village missing its id***.[*:5f6c938ab7]Must've been dropped on its head.[*:5f6c938ab7]If stupidity were illegal, (s)he'd be doing life without parole.[/list:u:5f6c938ab7] And so it goes...:wail: :hohum [/color:5f6c938ab7] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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