This is sometimes how i feel

[XPerties]

Here is the side of the phone conversation you would have heard if you were sitting next to me during this phone call to a customer.

Tech Support: "Ok, if you want to access the program you just installed you need to first go to the start menu...the start menu.... Ok, you get to that by moving your pointer, with the mouse, to the start button...the start button.... You are using Windows 98, correct? Ok, the start button?...in the lower left hand corner of the screen?...the START button...the button that says 'start'... lower left hand corner...start...yes, it looks like a button...says 'start', that's right...start.... Now move your pointer to that button.... No leave the mouse on the table and just slide it.... See how the pointer moves on the screen...? Yes, very neat. Move it over to the start button.... Yes, the button we were just discussing.... Press the button.... What...? Oh...ok, now what I want you to do is push the power button again to turn the computer back on...."

-xperties

[Big Booger]

Power button again? What is that again? It should be where? Ok I am pressing it. Nothing happened . Yes its the button on the front. YEs I am pressing it one time only. What's that. Yes its on the front of the tower. Yes I am sure its a button. Yes it says power. What's that? No I did not plug it in you said to hit the power button.

Big Booger

[zErO]

Owning a computer should be like getting a drivers license, not every fool should have one.!!

[piaqt]

I nominate that bozo for a Darwin Award.[/color:a5e7042617] :WTF?:

[Drewdatrip]

And that is why i could never be a phone tech helper, i would f***in get so p***ed at people, i would just call them f***ing retards and hang up! I dont think i would last too long with that job!

-drew

[piaqt]

The thing about retards: They're too stupid to [i:c23d993951]know[/i:c23d993951] they're retards, and waste [i:c23d993951]everyone's[/i:c23d993951] time.[/color:c23d993951] :wail: :wail:

[piaqt]

Read 'em and weep.[/color:b5f4bd1625]

[babis]

Hey piaqt,

IDIOTS & RETAILING was too funny....

[piaqt]

[b:5f6c938ab7]How to Describe an id***[/b:5f6c938ab7]

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[*:5f6c938ab7]Fell out of the "Stupid" tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[*:5f6c938ab7]Arguing with the half-witted, (s)he's outmatched.

[*:5f6c938ab7]Somewhere, there's a village missing its id***.

[*:5f6c938ab7]Must've been dropped on its head.

[*:5f6c938ab7]If stupidity were illegal, (s)he'd be doing life without parole.

[/list:u:5f6c938ab7] And so it goes...:wail: :hohum [/color:5f6c938ab7]