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When you get ads in your phone or utility bill,

include them with the payment. Let them throw it

away.

When you get those pre approved letters in the mail

for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and

junk like that, most of them come with postage paid

return envelopes, right?

Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail

and put it in these cool little envelopes! Send an ad

for your local dry cleaner to American Express. Or a

pizza coupon to Citibank. (I especially liked this!)

If you didn't get anything else that day, then just

send them their application back! If you want to

remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on

anything you send them.

You can send it back empty if you want to just keep

them guessing!

Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will

begin getting all their junk back in the mail. Let's

let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and

best of all THEY'RE paying for it! Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say

e-mail is cutting into their business, and that's why

they need to increase postage again!

Send this to a friend or two or three...or fifty.


Posted

Dude..thats f***ing halarious....im going to start doing this asap! and i hope all you guys out there will to, maybe we can get some type of responce out of it..what total comedy :spaced

-drew

Posted

I think I will give this a go, in fact, I might even send plastic bags I get at the supermarket, as a token of my love for junk mail. Any kind of flat garbage, maybe even used batteries etc...

Big Booger

Posted

i have even torn up the application and included letters that tell then i don't want their 26.6% garbage interest rate... and of course i add my name...i don't care cause they can't do anything about it, but throw it away.... i would love to see the look on their faces when they go to dump out the envelope!!! and when i add a letter i write it real big with a red marker...!

u should also throw in a copy of that avatar picture..... think that they would get a real kick about that!

Posted

u should also throw in a copy of that avatar picture.[/quote:fe0576eafe]Along with some real-life samples of same.[/color:fe0576eafe]

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