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xper

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  1. In a restroom: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In another office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR (WHO?) Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Outside another restaurant: This restaurant is not open because it's closed
  2. 1. This is not a warez site! Links/Requests to warez and/or illegal material (porn, cracks, serials, etc..) will not be tolerated. Discussion of circumventing activation/timebombs/keygens or any other illegal activity will also not be tolerated. If you ignore any of the aforementioned you will receive a final warning. If you choose to continue, you will be banned without notice. Closed
  3. http://www.msfn.org/comments.php?shownews=9214
  4. xper

    Greetings

    Welcome to MSFN c5c5 Enjoy your stay
  5. Edit your post and put all things together in one file. Thanks
  6. Don't be sorry. You just tried to help.
  7. Posted one week ago. http://www.msfn.org/comments.php?id=9229&c...ghlight=support Thanks anyway.
  8. Welcome to MSFN The_ZoRo. Enjoy your stay.
  9. MSFN RSS Feeds http://www.msfn.org/modules.php?modid=5
  10. Welcome to MSFN Coolsights2000. Enjoy your stay.
  11. 1Mbit up/down.
  12. OT, nice member name, lol
  13. http://www.msfn.org/board/index.php?showtopic=13203&hl=bulb http://www.msfn.org/board/index.php?showtopic=6890&hl=bulb Not only once, but still good joke.
  14. New WIHU forum is located here.
  15. Welcome to MSFN Xspectrum. Enjoy your stay.
  16. Here we go again. Alot of new users, alot of new rigs. Make pictures, post it here. Please use your own webspace for images.
  17. We don't need eye candy/fancy graphics to be popular.
  18. I see what you mean. You crashed server with posts, lol.
  19. What are you talking about?
  20. This guide will describe the easiest way possible to slipstream (also known as 'Integrate') a Service Pack into Windows 2000, XP or 2003. The days of typing out command switches, and fiddling with boot sectors and ISO settings in Nero are long gone, so none of that will be described here! :-) To do this, we will only need one program - MSFN's very own popular nLite created by one of our members nuhi. While nLite is primarily aimed to remove components to slim down a Windows CD, it has the required tools to do just an automated Service Pack slipstream as well as create a CD image. XP SP2 Slipstreaming and Bootable CD Guide nLite Forum
  21. 7.a You are expected to be mature when discussing in threads. Racism, pornography, threatening, profanity, or excessive vulgarity is not tolerated. You will be promptly banned. No Exceptions. 7.b This community is built upon mutual respect. You are not allowed to flame other members. People who do not respect personal opinions and/or personal work will be warned in first instance. If you ignore the warning and keep on flaming, you will be banned without notice. 8. Has the thread you started or participated in been moved, closed or deleted? Check with the forum moderator via PM. Under no circumstances start threads asking why other threads were moderated. Forum moderation is not up for public debate, such threads will be deleted and the thread starter warned. Thread Closed.
  22. No links to SP2 in here. btw, read forum rules, your signature is to big. http://www.msfn.org/board/index.php?showtopic=18408 Thanks
  23. Stop posting links and advertisements in here. Thanks
  24. Yep, try live chat
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