JOKES

[X[a]ViEr^]

Hey Guys,

Do Share your Jokes here, be it from emails, websites or word of mouth.

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[X[a]ViEr^]

John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy.

"What's the matter?" asks John.

"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges," she tells him.

"What's the picture of?" asks John.

"It's of a big Rooster," replies Buffy.

"All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look."

So he goes over to Buffy's house and she shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the Cornflakes back in the Box!"

[X[a]ViEr^]

The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him.

"Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient.

"You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. No, it's actually worse than that. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?"

The doctor muted for a moment, then answered in his kindest tones, "Pay me in advance."

[DaveXP]

Funny Farm is just for jokes no need to make it sticky as in has its one forum.

[Carmon]

kool jokes

[b0r3d]

The cornflakes one has already been posted before