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DeeHawk: Mind Providing a link for the Theme and The Dashboard on the right of your screen ? Many Thanks.

The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. "Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting forgetful. No, it's actually worse than that. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there -- if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?" The doctor muted for a moment, then answered in his kindest tones, "Pay me in advance."

John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy. "What's the matter?" asks John. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges," she tells him. "What's the picture of?" asks John. "It's of a big Rooster," replies Buffy. "All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look." So he goes over to Buffy's house and she shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the Cornflakes back in the Box!"

Hey Guys, Do Share your Jokes here, be it from emails, websites or word of mouth. * Mods may wish to make this sticky. ( Just a suggestion )

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: * Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was p***ed * I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother * Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head * Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face * Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not * I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ****, I'm good at telling lies! * My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife Marrying you screwed up my life * I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming * My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" * What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime Disclaimer : None of the above are my own work Copied from an email.

Thanks ! I'll defintely enjoy myself with the friendliness in here..

Hey guys, Happened to drop by a search engine. I find this forum realllly cool. Hope to make new pals and find new knowledge here ! Cheers, X[a]ViEr^

Here's Mine ! A bit late though..