doctor and assistant

[nitroshift]

A doctor has to go away from his office and tells the assistant to be careful with the patients while he is away. Upon returning, he asks the assistant how it went.

D: How was it, assistant?

A: Not bat at all, I had only 3 patients.

D: What were their problems?

A: Well, the first patient was an old man who said that his head was really aching.

D: What did you do?

A: I gave him some painkillers.\

D: Very well done! The second?

A: A guy that had an upset stomach. I gave him some zantac.

D: Very well again! And what about the third patient?

A: In came a gorgeous babe, locks the door behind her, rips her clothes off and shouts: "I haven't seen a man in 3 months!"

D: And what did you do?

A: I gave her eye-drops!

[matthewk]

lol that's funny

[alsiladka]

If he couldnt see what she did , maybe he should have used the drops for himself *LOL what a fool!!

[EchoNoise]

Maybe he's homosexual?

[Maleko]

oh dear, lol

[Token Black Guy]

Maybe he's homosexual?

For those who didnt get the joke this should help.

By eye drops, they mean he jiz'd in her eye.

[Incroyable HULK]

Maybe he's homosexual?

For those who didnt get the joke this should help.

By eye drops, they mean he jiz'd in her eye.

You've made my day!