March 28, 200620 yr This is from an actual trial in the UK:A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a luxury bus with executive comfort features and advertisement paint outs all over the bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing.She had him arrested then the case came before the court, the young man was asked whyhe acted in such a manner.His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving Advertisement, which read :'William's Stick Did The Trick'. then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'The case was dismissed.........!!!!!!!!
March 30, 200620 yr That joke is older than any one of us, and it still cracks people up. All the signs of a classic.
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