hbinded Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by astate trooper. "You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to haveto give you a ticket.""Yep," the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away severalflies. " These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained."Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies.""What's a circle fly?""Them's the flies that circle a horse's tail," answered the farmer."Them are circle flies.""You wouldn't be calling me a horse's a**, would you?" the trooperangrily asked."Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool themflies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy8 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 (edited) Ha-Ha! Good one. Lemme keep the topic going strong with a followup:A entire motorcade of politicians were driving down a country road when a flash flood swept them into the ditch on a farm. The old farmer, after witnessing the incident, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.A few days later, the local sheriff came out, surveyed the wreckage, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they wasn't, but you know how them politicians lie." Edited March 10, 2006 by Lazy8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleko Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 LOL! nice ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfX2 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 HAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ootsoo Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 aaaaa....m mesmerized... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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