March 9, 200620 yr An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by astate trooper. "You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to haveto give you a ticket.""Yep," the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away severalflies. " These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained."Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies.""What's a circle fly?""Them's the flies that circle a horse's tail," answered the farmer."Them are circle flies.""You wouldn't be calling me a horse's a**, would you?" the trooperangrily asked."Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool themflies."
March 10, 200620 yr Ha-Ha! Good one. Lemme keep the topic going strong with a followup:A entire motorcade of politicians were driving down a country road when a flash flood swept them into the ditch on a farm. The old farmer, after witnessing the incident, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.A few days later, the local sheriff came out, surveyed the wreckage, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they wasn't, but you know how them politicians lie." Edited March 10, 200620 yr by Lazy8
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