techguy21801 Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 At dinner..........WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"HUSBAND: "Of course I do."WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."...WIFE: - - - - silence...HUSBAND: "s***." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SqueakyByte Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 LMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 That joke is older than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visentinel Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 That joke is older than you.Luagh or be thrown OutNever heard this one , like most other people Funny Stuff, Thanks tech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techguy21801 Posted June 25, 2003 Author Share Posted June 25, 2003 no problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beccatigger Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 PMSL, good 1!!!!MSN war, is it older than you too???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggie Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 hehe i heard that ages but still a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 ROFL! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
him Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 BAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! i have seen it somewhere b4...but i still laugh everytime when i read it!!him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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