phatcat42141 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 The Facts Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this shouldmake things a little bit clearer.IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all thedoors for yourself.IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who peeon the seat.IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no workrequired.AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, andthey deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting toget out.AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and goinside bars.IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.AT WORK...........they are called managers.Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoNoise Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 But this isn't an e-mail !SO HAH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy8 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Thanks for the clarification, undeadsoldier. I always felt that that chain emails were an offense against humanity, and simply despise those who thoughtlessly propagate it. I feel much better about cutting and pasting this little gem, and sending it to all my contacts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchoNoise Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emailsI was referring to that... geez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CptMurphy Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 U forgot:Prison: You get pumped in the rear when bending over.Work: You get pumped in the rear when bending over, metaphorically speaking, but it feels the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleko Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 U forgot:Prison: You get pumped in the rear when bending over.Work: You get pumped in the rear when bending over, metaphorically speaking, but it feels the same.LOLIN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.AT WORK...........they are called managers.LOL! Like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alsiladka Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 LOL so whats the next stop - Prisons!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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