Just some Facts

[phatcat42141]

The Facts

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should

make things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.

AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the

doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.

AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee

on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work

required.

AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and

they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to

get out.

AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go

inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they are called managers.

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails

[EchoNoise]

But this isn't an e-mail !

SO HAH!!!

[Lazy8]

Thanks for the clarification, undeadsoldier. I always felt that that chain emails were an offense against humanity, and simply despise those who thoughtlessly propagate it. I feel much better about cutting and pasting this little gem, and sending it to all my contacts.

[EchoNoise]

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails

I was referring to that... geez

[CptMurphy]

U forgot:

Prison: You get pumped in the rear when bending over.

Work: You get pumped in the rear when bending over, metaphorically speaking, but it feels the same.

[Maleko]

U forgot:

Prison: You get pumped in the rear when bending over.

Work: You get pumped in the rear when bending over, metaphorically speaking, but it feels the same.

LOL

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.

AT WORK...........they are called managers.

LOL! Like it!

[alsiladka]

LOL so whats the next stop - Prisons!!!!