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Mickey wants to divorce Minnie Mouse


matthewk

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Mickey and Minnie Mouse were at court for divorce proceedings. The judge told Mickey, "Look here Mickey Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie!"

Mickey Mouse was stunned and asked, "Why not??!!"

The Judge said, "I've reviewed all the information you gave to the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy!"

Mickey Mouse says, "Your Honor! I didn't say she was CRAZY, I said she was f***ing Goofy!"

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@alsiladka-Yes, sweet, but not if you do a tiny amount of Googling on Disney/child labor/ illegal/ subliminal. :} Not a pretty sight. I went to Epcot years ago. It was a complete and total ripoff. Disney= :thumbdown .

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