ripken204 Posted December 18, 2005 Posted December 18, 2005 http://www.canadaka.net/modules.php?name=F...ewtopic&t=10021
EchoNoise Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 "Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!""LMFAOROFLSMTMSH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EchoNoise Posted December 19, 2005 Posted December 19, 2005 I think you must need to watch a couple of Texas Walker and a couple of his movies to realise how ghey he really is.. lmao
Lazy8 Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 Heh! Lemme try one...Chuck Norris's birth went pretty much as planned. He jumped out of the womb with a swiftness that caught everyone off guard. The doctor quickly lifted him up, though, and prepared to administer the first slap...before being flattened by a roundhouse kick. Thereafter, Ma and Pa kept quiet and did as they were told.
suryad Posted December 20, 2005 Posted December 20, 2005 I have seen his movies and while they are lame they are not as lame as some other movies that were out there during that time. Iron Eagle series come to mind lol. And also Texas Ranger...I thought that was quite popular...with old people!
matthewk Posted December 25, 2005 Posted December 25, 2005 My grandparents loved his show. I mean.... have you seen him do a roundhouse kick? Incredible..
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