misskellibad1 Posted March 27, 2003 Posted March 27, 2003 An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
piaqt Posted March 27, 2003 Posted March 27, 2003 "And would she use my golf clubs?""No, she's left-handed."
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