Railman5 Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron_ Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 LMFAO!Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zxian Posted September 9, 2005 Share Posted September 9, 2005 Nice... very nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripken204 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 wow hes stupid but i do love that show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 nice explanation!Gotta remember to narrate it, the next time someone questions it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ringfinger Posted September 12, 2005 Share Posted September 12, 2005 Hahaha... great one, I'll be thinkin' about that next time I'm pouring down drinks. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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