He Said, She Said

[jerseygirl]

(10) He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in

it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

(9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's

not my fault...I ran out of money.

(8) He said ... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to

you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded.

(7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king She said...'Two inches

less, and you'd be a queen

(6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere." Written just

below it: "I do not."

(5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight ? She

said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on

the sofa and drink beer."

(4) Priest said... 'I don' t think you will ever find another man like your

late husband. She said... 'Who's gonna look?

(3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave

you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

(2) He said ... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said...Okay, but

if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

And the number (1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?

She said...I would, but you said not to call you at work.

[Crispy]

Wow ... u and experties must have a really relaxed relationship

aka LOL

[Robertson]

hehehh, thats good jerseygirl, love number 1 :D:D:D

[piaqt]

A middle-aged woman and her husband are discussing her latest checkup.

Husband: "Well? What did the doctor say?"

Wife: "He said I have the body of a teenager?"

Husband: "Yeah? What about your fat a**?"

Wife: "Your name didn't come up in conversation."

[Crispy]

LOL @ piagt

[Doggie]

hehe. nice one ladies

[dlt]

LOL... w00t

[zipp51]

ROFL@Piaqt.

A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's wrong.

"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"

The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though: She gave me $20 change!''