Good Moral

[matrix0978]

lol sorry if this has already been posted but i think its hilarious.

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over

a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in

every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a

dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and

that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law

was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.

She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant

view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when

she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I

arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't

really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to

me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going

upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come

up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her

go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties

and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then

turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and

stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future

father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged

me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.

We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the

family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

[prathapml]

Haha, yep seen this before, but still brings a laugh on coming across again...

[cheezus420]

Thanks god... I always keep an extra box under my driver seat... and I thought I was just being paranoid

[Lost Soul]

lol good moral lol

[ripken204]

must have been embarrising and confusing for the guy when he walked out of the house