Wi-fi Speed Spray

[Zxian]

The patented formula in WiFi Speed Spray™ is the result of years of scientific research and testing. Simply spray the area around your computer. Usually five or six sprays is all it takes. As your computer sends data, each bit also carries hundreds of invisible WiFi Speed Spray™ "scrubbing" molecules. It works at the speed of light. and even penetrates lead walls (not even Superman can do that!).  Within .0025 seconds, the entire path between you and the receiver is cleaned, scrubbed, polished, and sanitized. You'll notice the improvement immediately as your productivity soars!.

Wifi Speed Spray™ lasts up to one hour under normal conditions. When you notice that things are slowing down, just grab your handy WiFi Speed Spray™ and reapply. It's easy!

Wifi Speed Spray!

[XtremeMaC]

Contains 99% water, 1% secret ingredient. Bottle and label design subject to change due to availability. Batteries not in cluded, (none required).

99% water

[Lost Soul]

lol i dont see that working good at all lol

[gamehead200]

LOL!!

[zprog]

That's the problem with today's society. Unfortunately, it's flappers like this that form some bases of our economy, and it's the other flappers that believe them that allow such crap to continue. Good find.

[KJxp]

He's trying to sell it again...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=5798643288

But this time...

WiFi Speed Spray™ is the ultimate gag / joke gift for the computer geek who has everything. WiFi Speed Spray™ contains 99% water, 1% imagination. Bottle shape, size, and label design subject to change due to availability. Again, for those who didn't catch it the first time, WiFi Speed Spray™ is intended as a gag / joke gift for the computer geek who has everything.

EDIT: fixed the link.

Edited August 16, 2005 by KJxp