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Pick-up Lines

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You know you're a computer geek if you use any of these to pick up a pretty girl.

"If I said you had a nice <BODY> would you hold it

against me?"

"The first time I saw you it wasn't just a window that

popped up."

"Do you want to go back to your place or my Mom's?"

"I've got a protocol that's looking for a socket."

"Y'know, my refresh rate is phenomenal."

"I'm tired of doing all my coding 'by hand', if you know what

I mean."

"I can't decide which are better developed: your front-end

or back-end applications."

"Wanna go to the Opera? We can take my Explorer or my

Navigator."

"I put the 'X' in XML, baaaby."

You know you're a computer geek if you use any of these to pick up a pretty girl.

Computer geed and pretty girl? Is that not an oxymoron?

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